2006-09-22 08:18:08 · 6 answers · asked by Amy D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis called?
His body. Hee hee.. enjoy!
2006-09-22 08:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by seaofcolour 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
2006-09-24 19:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by Amy's Man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EVENT:
If an insect was to fall into A Mug of Beer - These are what the reactions
would be of an Englishman, American, Chineseman, Japanese, Indian and
Pakistani.....
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug
of beer.
Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
2006-09-22 16:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a streaker came by and flashed them. The first one had a stroke, the second one had a stroke. The third one couldn't reach. LOL!
2006-09-22 15:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by ninja_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite joke:
A pregnant lady was in an accident... she was in a coma for 9 months.. she woke up and the doc tells her she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. She asked if they name them.. the doc said "we were not sure if you were going to wake up so we asked your brother to name them"... she said "Oh great, he's the family idiot, what did her name them?"... the doc said "the girl, Denise".. she though not bad... "The boy DeNephew"...
2006-09-22 15:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If ur giving away 10 points, I would have a good joke for u.....
2006-09-22 18:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋