Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don't care if I die, I need a drink.” The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk. The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.”
2006-09-22 08:16:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! that was good
2006-09-22 08:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Naddo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2006-09-22 08:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh I heard that one before
2006-09-22 08:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I hadn't really cracked a smile since today.
Thanks
2006-09-22 08:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny honey. hehehehehehehehehehehe
2006-09-22 08:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is an old un I opened it cause I didn't recognize the name!
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-09-22 08:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the question
2006-09-22 08:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by princess anjola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww f u c k i n g h e l l I've just nearly pissed myself!!!!!
2006-09-22 08:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by YeahYeahYeah 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-09-22 08:20:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-09-22 08:19:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-09-22 08:18:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋