hi everyone, long time yahoo answerer here. i just wanted to let you guys know that my time is up as i have questioned your brilliant minds far too much and obtained a point rating of 0. i am going to really miss you guys very much, as i have more numerous friends here over the years. this is my final goodbye and i wish you all the best luck in the world. before i go though i have one story to notifying all you beings on.yesterday i was walking outside with my 8 year old daughter and while we were walking on the sidewalk two guys came up to us and asked us if we wanted to be on the news. they started filming us and asking questions such as "do you like the band goblin cock?" and other likewise horrendous thoughts. i put my earplugs in my daughter but they grabbed me and tied me to a tree. they then asked her if she wanted to be kidnapped but she said no, so they walked away. i wasn't too frightened from this experience but it got worse. as i was untying myself i saw the sky..
2006-09-22
08:14:07
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and in the sky descended bozo upon a barrel of balloon. i have never seen such a sight in my life so i was very curious. i walked over to see what he was doing with those balloons, and just when i got exactly within 5 feet he popped a balloon and pulled a shotgun out of it. he aimed the shotgun at me and then fired, but the recoil took effect before the shells exited the barrel and with the jolt up, he took out a police helicopter. the helicopter fell onto my house but it didn't explode in fires as i expected. it turns out that the helicopter, albeit people were in it, was a piñata. not only was this a special occurrence but it was also a special piñata. from the explosion rained WHITE CHOCOLATE. my daughter was very thrilled with the abundance of sweets on the walkway and began consuming them. bozo then got scared of the reprimands that might result from his lethal actions so he picked up ten balloons and floated away laughing. after he finished laughing he screamed MY HOUSE
2006-09-22
08:25:26 ·
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