2006-09-22 08:12:09 · 8 answers · asked by Twilighttime 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Recently me and my YaYa's were sitting on the patio trading, I guess odd sex stories...lol, when one of told us about the time she and her boyfriend were in the 69 position with her stuck on the bottom......she kept trying to tell him "BACK UP..........BACK UP!", but she kind of had something in her mouth.........its hilarious, I am laughing now! lmao, now one of the other YaYa's works as a toll collector on the bridge and whenever a car goes too far past her booth they try to back up.....so she yells "Don't BACK UP".....and loses it everytime. Also, we were watching Arnold Schwartzanegers first film "Villian", there is a scene where Michael Douglass yells to his horse "BACK UP, BACK UP"......yea, we still lose it......you can't say back up now without us all losing it.......Now, I want you to say it....as you would with a certain appendage in the way......lmao
2006-09-22 08:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was with my mom, dad, brother and my cousins. We were at this private event sponsered at the horse races by the company my mom works for. My one cousin decided that she was going to bet on only the Grey horses, she would jump up and down and scream everytime a grey horse came out. The first time she bet her horse didn't even want to race so he just stopped in the middle of the track and leisurely walked back to the finish line. I think he finally made it there about 5 minutes later.
2006-09-22 15:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never knew anything could be both uncontrollable AND suppressed at the same time.
2006-09-22 15:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by mamacita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the best & selected collection is on a website name by www.tangraphics.com
2006-09-22 15:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by Tanveer A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually just a stupid mood and a wise crack can get me rolling
2006-09-22 15:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funeral- it wasnt funny but i just couldnt help myself.
2006-09-22 15:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by Delete System32 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it was sad because this kid told me he was homeless. i busted out laughing and i know it was terrible but i thought he was joking. turns out that he was really homeless though
2006-09-22 15:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by Amy D 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
we were sitting in class one day and my teacher farted so hard she crapped on herself. i laughed my a.s.s off!
2006-09-22 15:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋