a woman was about to give birth to her first child in her house, when a genie appeared. the woman and her husband stared at it in amazement. the genie said "i will give u one wish before u give birth to this baby" so the woman said "i wish all my pain would be transferred to the father of this child so he would know what its like to be pregnant" . the genie waved his hand and said "there i have granted your wish", then turned to the husband and said "feel anything?"..he replied "no" and the genie said give it some time. a minute later the mail man was on the womans front porch yelling and screaming.
2006-09-22 08:08:20 · 26 answers · asked by Ohkay 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, the mailman is the father... he is feeling the pain...lol...get it ...duh dee da dee
2006-09-22 08:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - The mail man was the father of the child.
2006-09-22 08:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Mailman was the father of the baby, not the husband.
2006-09-22 08:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wife cheated on her husband with the mailman.
2006-09-22 18:28:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, the mail man IS the daddy,of course :)
2006-09-22 08:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by TrofyWife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it, but it wasn't funny. Keep trying.
Good luck
2006-09-22 08:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-22 08:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by t.marie1988 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So who was licking the stamps?
2006-09-22 08:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O MY GOD! i just ruptured an artery laughing!
2006-09-22 08:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. Good one.
2006-09-22 08:12:24 · answer #10 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,good one
2006-09-22 08:44:31 · answer #11 · answered by COOL♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋