One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.
"Daddy, the cat died today!"
"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."
"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"
"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.
"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her ams and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."
2006-09-22 07:57:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA! Where do u get this? This is gold!
2006-09-22 08:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was asked to house sit a neighbour's cat and sadly when they called after the first day I had to tell them the cat had died. They were sad that I wasnt more tactful. I was told I should have said that the cat had run away or was on the roof and then the next day told them that it had died. Next they said, how is grandma?
"Grandma is on the roof", I replied.
2006-09-22 08:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny. Picture this, ladys and gentlemen,
please give a big hand for stand up comedain miranda h.
i'm serious you got it kiddo.
2006-09-22 08:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gonna have to put u on stage girl.
Same thing happened to my ex-wife. small world isn't it.
2006-09-22 08:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is funny...wish my mailman was cute!
2006-09-22 08:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by bobsdidi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny. You have to admit that.
2006-09-22 08:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by The Garage Dude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-09-22 08:06:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was good
2006-09-22 08:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's funny.
2006-09-22 08:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE LMAO
2006-09-22 08:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by preciousprincess1969 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋