that is so funny especially the part about you admitting to having a small dick!! I'm sure it has happened to just about everyone out there it has hap pend to me before my land lord came over to check the sink i forgot i told him that he could just use his key to come in. i sleep nude so i got up to get some water and turned the corner to go into the kitchen and there he was and there i was naked and the worst thing about this whole thing was Ive been lazy and hadn't trimmed in a while so i had like a seventies bush yeah it was really sad!!
2006-09-22 07:53:15
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answered by notyochic 6
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When I was in Army basic training, I pretty much overcame my modesty, since I was assigned to barracks with open showers AND toilets - not to mention using the 'treeline' in a pinch. We even had an occassional squad meeting while we each 'took care of business'. But even with that, I was able to overstep even military modesty, by finding a rare private moment in the an empty latrine, because most of the recruits were out visiting with family during open house. I was more than happy to take advantage of the privacy - so I thought. After a couple minutes of watching the outdoor festivities through the window, it occurred to me that half the visiting family members were sitting on the bleachers directly outside the window! That caught me KP duty for a week!
One incident that didn't EXACTLY happen to me was when I was home on leave from basic, and got lucky one Friday night. My father, hearing the guest shower running the next morning and realizing there were no towels in there, graciously brought "me" a clean towel, inadvertantly walking in on HER as she stepped out of the shower. Only time I know of that my dad and I got "lucky" with the same young lady :-)
2006-09-22 08:28:24
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answered by W 2
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Yes,I worked an overnight.I decided to take a nap in the nude(in my bedroom).My husband ran to the store.Meanwhile my 10 year old son came home with 4 of his friends
.I heard the bedroom door open.Thinking it was my husband I turned around facing the door.As I opened my eyes I heard "and this is my Mom"Wow your Mom is HOT".
I thought I was going to die.I have NEVER before or since moved so fast in my life.
It took me a long time before I slept in the nude again.Years later my son told me after that he became the most popular kid in his school.He still thinks it was funny.
2006-09-22 08:06:47
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answered by eva b 5
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Well I wasn't completely naked but.... at work I am in the can takin care of business... we have no doors on the stalls but it is a small office 9 people.... and all of the chicks are cool with each other. I have my pants dropped and in walks one of the guys....WTF..... we keep the supplies... toilet paper, paper towels soap etc in the girls bathroom on shelves... he was coming in to get supplies... I was mortified....
2006-09-22 07:54:07
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answered by shughes2000_2000 5
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Not me, but a boss of mine was on a business trip went to what he thought was the washroom in the middle of the night - his hotel door closing snapped him out of his middle of the night fog. Do ya think he might have had a little too much to drink?
2006-09-22 07:51:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Right before I got engaged, I got out of the shower after returning home from work with a housefull of guests who were hanging out...
...I got "walked in on" by a 6'2" 200# black gay man who had already admitted to liking me in the past...let's just say that he didn't exactly back out of the room apologizing :-P
Fortunately, getting married got him off my back - no pun ;-)
*learned a new meaning of fear*
2006-09-22 07:50:57
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answered by drumrb0y 5
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My naked breasts marched me into the living room where my husband was sitting talking to some of his friends. I love them (the girls, not the friends), so I wasn't embarrassed at all. My husband was somewhat, but I bet his buddies went home with breasts on their minds.
2006-09-22 07:57:49
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answered by suki's mom 4
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She shouldn't have smirked. She should have looked at you with pity and said, "I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better about being so inadequate?"
2006-09-22 07:52:20
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answered by lidlolady 2
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It sounds like it was a small thing to be upset about in the frist place. You don`t have to worry about her hitting on you in the future.
2006-09-22 07:56:40
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answered by Step 4
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Sounds like a personal problem.
2006-09-22 08:00:13
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answered by omvg1 5
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