A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged
and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to
the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and
DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he
said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in
her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices
all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and
sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall
down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"
2006-09-22 07:28:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is such a pathetic joke!!! even for a blonde one.
2006-09-22 07:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by my other screen name is royalty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 15:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by reader 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny stuff.... Even though I guessed the answer the first time he turned around and she was grinning.
2006-09-22 07:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-22 07:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not blonde anymore, but i still love to read the jokes. They're so dumb.
2006-09-22 07:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by kountry_kandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one like it
2006-09-22 08:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by chevyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one.
2006-09-22 07:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Nicole H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, love it
2006-09-22 07:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by momie_2bee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I know it's dumb, but it is funny! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-24 05:16:38 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋