My question was deleted, and I feel like roundhouse kicking someone in the face. I will turn the other chuck, I mean cheek, and forgive them, but I do want it noted that my feelings were hurt.
2006-09-22 07:24:43 · 15 answers · asked by completewasteofoxygen 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just because they deny Chuck Noris as their god does not make them right. May they be round-housed in to oblivion. Glory in the name of Chuck!
2006-09-22 07:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Angelina DeGrizz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris solutions each question with "<~" (an arrow pointing to his avatar) because the answer to each little thing is 'Chuck Norris'. With only a glare, Chuck Norris can get human beings to offer up posting below Polls & Surveys for an finished hour.
2016-11-23 15:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by reader 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't Bruce Lee be God and Chuck be Jesus? I mean do what you will, of course, but Bruce would kick Chuck's @ss. Were it not for Bruce, there would be no Chuck.
*L*
2006-09-22 07:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dookiee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should sue them if this did indeed happen. You have the right to worship Chuck Norris!
2006-09-22 07:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
completewasteofoxygen,
I think that Chuck Norris himself is a Christian. He would not want you to hold him in that regard.
This my be the day that you need to turn to God, the High King of Kings, Lord of Lords.
2006-09-22 07:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wait, Chuck isn't God--?!
2006-09-22 07:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't feel sad , you have to endure for the sake of Chuck, this is how you prove to him that you are really a true believer ....!
2006-09-22 07:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by lily 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, Chuck will avenge you.
2006-09-22 07:26:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel very sorry for you. How mean and cruel can people be. Good Luck to you, don't give up
2006-09-22 07:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ellyn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be careful, the self righteous religious freaks are watching our every move
2006-09-22 07:28:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋