60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy!!!!!!!!??<wink>?

Question

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.

11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

Answer 1

Funny!

Answer 2

Worse things to say to a woman if you ever want to get laid again.

Holy cow I can drive my truck in that!
Do I need a 2x4?
If I roll up the fat, what do I win?
I'll get the flour.
eeeew...whats that smell?
Do you work in a bakery?
Do you work at the fish market?
When you bent over, you reminded me of my cow back home.
Who gets the bag?
Gee, I don't know if the couch could hold us together.
I better reinforce the box spring.
Let me get the weed eater first.
Darn, I didn't bring the jaws of life.
Crap you are so tight, I'll have to do a second round.
Keep the drinks coming, she's still looks like a dog!
Now what end was I suppose to get?
Keep the lights off, at least I can dream of ( ? )
Will you be interested in a gang bang?
Gee, I didn't know you ate like a pig.
Look, I can use your undies as a flag!
" sniff, sniff" did your toilet back up?
ah, um, you still have toilet paper hanging there.
I'll be right back, I have to get a saftey rope.
I think I hear work calling.
You go get ready, I'll be right there.
Haven't you called Jenny yet?
Here's my number, 1-800-GET-SLIM
Here's my other number, 1-800-DIET-NOW
I work at GET BENT, its a new store.
when she bends over.....MOOOOOO
when she backs up.......BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Gee are those scars or just stretch marks?
I can tell you are not a virgin....you have too many stretch marks.
No, I don't think that I can come again.

Answer 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't think they make a microscope for something that small.
I always wanted to use the hubble telescope to discover something new.
What did you do wrong in a past life.
How is it that I alway's get stuck with the transvestites.
Will it take longer to find it or use it?
What have I done wrong in a past life?
Thanks for the giggle!

Answer 4

heres #61 where is it i may have to pull my power microscope to find it

Answer 5

That is freakin hilarious!
I'll be sure Not to use any of these!!

Answer 6

I would hate to be your boyfriend

Answer 7

ha ha, nice list, it made me laugh a little.

Answer 8

61. Who do you think you'll satisfy with that?

(Answer: "ME!")

Answer 9

hahaha....i'll try to remember that

Answer 10

COOL