While he was pulling the nozzle from the truck a little gas spilled onto his left arm.
He went in and paid for the gas and got back into the truck to head home.
He lit up a cigarrette while he was driving and it ended up catching the gas on his arm on fire.
He put his arm out the window and spead up as fast as he could so the flame would be put out.
He was then pulled over by a cop who proceeded to give him a ticket... not for speeding.... but for the illegal possesion of a fire arm!!!
2006-09-22 07:06:13 · 17 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was good I can see my son telling that one at school next week
thanks
2006-09-22 07:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by CRAYO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jokes on him. He should have gotten a fire-arm permit like I have.
2006-09-22 07:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate when people post jokes on this site, but that one was freakin' funny!
2006-09-22 07:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by The Truth Hurts! Ouch! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could've been worse.
Could've been a concealed fire-arm.
2006-09-22 07:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's only valid if he was ****** and loaded to fire. ha ha
2006-09-22 07:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by Michael S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol That's funny
2006-09-22 07:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Jen G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Funny!!!
2006-09-22 07:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Another: What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?
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.Illegal is a sick bird.............
2006-09-22 07:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shame you have nothing better to do with your time.
2006-09-22 07:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by Marsha 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2006-09-22 07:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by Trina J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋