" Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''
2006-09-22 07:02:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooooooooooooooooo
2006-09-22 07:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by lilmissinsanity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pay interest if he's smoking dope, then that's HE, who's the issue no longer his pals a lot i trust it truly is necessary be to blame on your human being moves your sons pals are not any further conserving a knife to his throat to MAKE HIM smoke dope some youthful toddlers will try with drugs you ,because the ascertain ,must have an open ideas and open communique along with your new child seek for suggestion from with him about drugs....his pals will replace over the yrs. and also you may see him strengthen by adventure continually attempt to rid the drug scene yet do not blame anybody even with the indisputable fact that the guy doing it you should help by making use of (no longer MAKING HIM) yet suggesting that that's time for him to get a pastime...you could take him and help by making use of showing him the ropes on a thanks to recent himself/fill out applacations,etc. you could also advise different belongings you decide on him to do yet do not forget he's an up and coming human being and he's likewise someone...deal with him like he's in no way lose administration by making use of MAKING HIM do some thing this can backfire into more advantageous issues I also imagine that in case you decide on his interest then you extremely ought to deal with him like a son .....no longer as you stated....a stepson...this truly is a huge situation and desires to be addressed
2016-11-23 15:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-22 07:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Now that was funny.
2006-09-22 07:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's some good stuff there!
2006-09-22 08:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what's the question?
2006-09-22 07:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was this supposed too be funny ?, ha ha
2006-09-22 07:05:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2006-09-22 07:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by lillady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeoooowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-22 07:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh heh.
2006-09-22 07:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋