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i have to write a mail to my friend.(boy)he is just my friend.
What can i write in it...
tell me something interisting...
some nice line...about success...friendship...
Anything will do man...

2006-09-22 06:59:56 · 3 answers · asked by shee 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following
the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you've started and never finished. "

So, looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos
and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace!

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2006-09-25 11:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by fire 3 · 1 0

Hey,
WHat up...?
kinda busy gotta go..
bye


now its up to him to write back to you :-)

2006-09-22 14:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

Say it through poetry...

2006-09-22 14:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by Shining Ray of Light 5 · 0 2

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