2006-09-22 06:57:31 · 12 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but decide what you would do.
You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and structures destroyed.
Let's say that you're a photographer and getting still photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes.
You come across Osama Bin Laden who has been swept away by the floodwaters.
He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under.
You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb.
So, here's the question and think carefully before you answer:
Which lens and shutter speed would you use?
2006-09-22 07:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by skylight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A joke about Retards in a special olympics event over the intercom system... You might get a few laughs but most people will think it was very inappropriate....
Try it out, see what happens... You gotta let me know too.
2006-09-22 07:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by alex_blanding2001 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I even have in no way been instructed a shaggy dog tale in the time of an interview, nor have I instructed a shaggy dog tale in the time of an interview. many times, the guy keeping the interview has in effective condition you into their already busy schedule so being short and to the factor is on your superb pastime.
2016-10-17 11:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peopling The Earth
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I''''ll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That''''s nothing!'''''''' said the Baptist. ''''''''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I''''ll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'''''''' said the Mormon. ''''''''I have seventeen wives. One more and I''''ll have a golf course!"
2006-09-22 07:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by suziewong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do all racists jokes start? With a careful look around the room.
2006-09-22 06:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by I'm Just Sayin' 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a homosexual? A fridge dosent fart when you take the meat out of it.
2006-09-22 07:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
well i heard a black joke on radio on my way to work. why did so many black people move to Detroit ? they heard there were no jobs there..
2006-09-22 07:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by snoogans 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm just off to Ebay to see if I can buy a Hammond organ....
2006-09-22 07:00:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How'd the gay guy die?
Answer:
From AIDS
Get it? AIDS! Hahahahahaha! Hahahaha!
2006-09-22 11:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The *ucking tree.
2006-09-22 07:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋