" John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said, "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"
St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to Heaven."
This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?"
"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''
2006-09-22 06:57:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-22 07:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Alma V 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So hell can be a illusion or material things. but it is really nothing. But wouldn't Bob still be happy regardless, illusion or not, he will not wake up to reality. So what is the difference of Heaven, you are able to see?
2006-09-22 14:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by ladida 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it but still funny, maybe her earhas a hole?? that would get a bit sticky yeeeewwww
2006-09-22 13:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-22 14:06:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one will keep me grinning all day,Thank you.
2006-09-22 14:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha-haaaaa that was a good one to boost my spirit,from mikhal in israel.
2006-09-22 14:01:58 · answer #6 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HehHehHeh......very funny.
2006-09-22 14:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, got anymore....
2006-09-22 14:06:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-22 14:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA nice.
2006-09-22 14:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-22 14:21:12 · answer #11 · answered by dodi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋