How do I disable "soul stealing" function on my Olympus CR-200?

Question

I work as a reporter, and I am working on a photo story in the indian reservation of Machupanigra. The problem is that every time I take a picture of a native american, their soul is sucked out of their bodies and stored on the camera's memory card. How do I prevent this? They take up way too much room.

Answer 1

You didn't get the recall notice?

Attention: The Olympus CR-200 camera has been found to contain the porthole to hell. This is due to the camera's casing, which is composed primarily of the bones of various witch doctors, from various tribal villages. If you have purchased a CR-200 camera in the last 5 years, you are advised to return it to the factory, so that we may boil it in holy water.

Answer 2

I'm afraid that cannot be prevented. But, there is a solution to your memory shortage. You could try to compress the souls so they won't take that much space. Sure, the quality might get corrupted, but you will be able to suck at least twice the souls.

And do be careful, I have heard that some of those souls could have a virus and mess up your digital camera.

Answer 3

this one is good...

You must go to a local shaman ...also...you must print those pictures and hand them back to the...soul proprietary. Everything MUST be done BEFORE the first Full Moon or BEFORE you see the Big Bear smoking (which could be a local grizzly bear).

Good Luck !!

Answer 4

Delete the souls. Who cares if the indian's souls are gone. As long as yours isn't you shouldn't give a care.

Answer 5

It's not stealing if you ask to take their picture. It's more like a gift.

Answer 6

You need that electonic storage device on Ghostbusters...then you should be cool

Answer 7

This is why you should always stick to Canon products.