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The entire world stands before God on this day to be judged for the coming year. Are you ready? What can you say in your defense? Or is it just going to be beer and pizza watching college football?

2006-09-22 06:40:25 · 27 answers · asked by mzJakes 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

FYI: This question has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus or Christianity.

You know what the say about assumptions, dontcha?

2006-09-22 06:50:57 · update #1

27 answers

I hope G-d will judge us for the book of life, and I hope he will hear our prayers and give us and all the world a better year then the one we had until now. All the world will be in my prayers.
shana tova umetuka.

2006-09-22 06:44:07 · answer #1 · answered by yafit k 4 · 1 2

Beer and pizza works for me. Go, Huskies! But I have an idle curiosity: did a little bird tell you that 9/23 would be The Day?

2006-09-22 06:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Just another beer and pizza day, and the day after too.

Christians have been predicting the end of the world for 2,000. Haven't gotten it right one time.

The only thing good about end of the world predictions is that somebody gets rich off the gullible faithful.

2006-09-22 06:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Beer & pizza. I've always tried to be a good person. I help out people & animals as much as I can. I've known lots of people who go to church every week, but don't know what the words they hear mean. Yeah, I'm ready. Bring it on.

2006-09-22 06:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0 1

I am ready and I'll have some beer and a nice big grilled steak. I might watch a little football. whats your point?

2006-09-22 06:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you watch college ball and eat pizza and drink beer with Jesus--it's O.K.

2006-09-22 06:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Midge 7 · 1 1

Can I do a load of laundry before the end, or do I have to wear what's clean now?

Oh: and is that Eastern time?

2006-09-22 06:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0 1

Is it me, or is Judgement Day every year predicted to be in September?

2006-09-22 06:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ady_8e_80♥ 4 · 2 0

Not, I'll bow my head as i stand before God. In front of my big screen plasma....and its beer and nachos.

2006-09-22 06:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

Judged for the coming year?
What are you on?

2006-09-22 06:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0 1

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