Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
Why did the guy jump out of the plane?
Because he was skydiving!
Why did the guy jump off the cliff?
Because he was bungee jumping!
2006-09-22 06:28:47 · 23 answers · asked by jon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why cant i kick jon?
because i don't have feet,lol
2006-09-22 07:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the girl on the swing was a blond girl it would have been funny, the rest pretty much sucks
2006-09-22 13:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not really dud, I mean dude. Did you make these up yourself? If you are 12 or under, they are great. If you are quite a bit older, go to the website below for help.
GOOD LUCK!
2006-09-22 13:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by SweetD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad for a 10 year old
2006-09-22 14:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by Michael S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Basic..but funny
2006-09-22 13:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are jokes? They are not in the least bit funny.
2006-09-22 13:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're not even jokes .It's more like "oh thats what happened that makes sense...duh"
2006-09-22 13:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Cee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like omg those were way like lame...
good lord how old are you anyway..
yahoo folks?? isn't there an age limit to use this answers thing??
2006-09-22 13:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are riddles, not jokes.
And to answer your question, the first one is actually kind of funny.
2006-09-22 15:48:29 · answer #9 · answered by RedneckBarn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These jokes are crap. it's the epitome of diarrhea of the mouth
2006-09-22 13:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by APB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
So he wouldn't have to listen to your jokes any more!
2006-09-22 14:05:13 · answer #11 · answered by AzzGoodAzzItGetz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋