What moms are tired and want to hibernate for six months, Tired of dieting or sick of useless timeouits for your kids, just swat em like a momma bear??
I wish I was a bear................
If you are a bear you get to hibernate
you do nothing but sleep for 6 months
I could get used to that
And another thing: before you hibernate
you're sapose to eat yourself stupid
that wouldn't bother me either
If your a momma bear
everyone knows you mean business
you swat anyone who bothers your cubs
If your cubs get out of line
you swat them too
Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
2006-09-22 06:26:17 · 8 answers · asked by galbee 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Except it is not uncommon for them to give birth in the dead of iwnter and you wake up with a surprise child.
2006-09-22 06:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
I love that poem have read it before and I keep saying my next life I'm either coming bk as a bear of a house cat....
2006-09-22 15:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by ladysilverhorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
Actually I think they should have sick days for moms, just like at work. You call a number and say "I'm calling in sick today" and they send someone to do your work for you.
2006-09-22 13:27:59 · answer #3 · answered by WendyD1999 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I was a bear
2006-09-22 13:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Alexandria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd rather be a lion king of the jungle
2006-09-22 13:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by lafred116 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh god wouldnt that be great I love it
2006-09-22 13:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, but i'd never want to hit my child. and never have.
2006-09-22 14:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by cassandra 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha.....same for a teacher ......I'm drained!
2006-09-22 13:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋