Finish this rhyme....
There once was a man from Nantucket..............
2006-09-22 05:41:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
suziewong.... wow!
2006-09-22 06:50:18 · update #1
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose c@ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a c*nt I could F*ck it!
2006-09-22 05:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who Would rather have lived near ROME
'Cause when winter comes to Nantucket,
He freezes his b*alls off at home.
2006-09-22 15:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket, he sat on a bucket,
he fell over and cried later that night he died poor old man from Nantucket haha*hint* i made that up ahah lol
2006-09-22 12:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whose penis was shaped like a bucket
his girfriend grew 'pail'
at the thought of being nailed
by that 'metal headed' man from Nantucket
2006-09-22 13:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by suziewong 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there once was a man from Nantucket,
he pooped and he peed in a bucket,
the bucket spilled out ,
he said with a shout,
next time i think i will suck it.
2006-09-22 12:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who couldn't make limericks rhyme
He tried all his life
Even got him a spouse
But his poems never got any better
2006-09-22 12:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by JaneB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who put all his money in a bucket.
He sailed away in a raft made of hay
Lightning struck as he screamed "Oh F*ck it!"
2006-09-22 12:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by fatcatjack9000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now chooses to live in Pawtucket.
if you ever met a woman from that island 'hood...
you'd soon learn why he got out while the getting was good.
2006-09-22 13:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he had to poop and went into a bucket
then he took the bucket and he chuck it
(chuck it as in throw far away so he doesnt gotta look at it, lol)
2006-09-22 12:51:19 · answer #9 · answered by steelers_fan736 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who had one so long he could suck
one day he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
i dont have 2 wash my outie bucket
2006-09-22 12:49:04 · answer #10 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋