whats black and white and red all over?
what did the postman say to dagwood?
was fuzzy wuzzy really fuzzy? was he ?
how many fingers am i holding up?
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?
2006-09-22 04:47:11 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol God i love you guys keep em coming so far everyone has got thumbs up from me .all will lets call this the vent room a way to really say whatever you want.
2006-09-22 04:57:44 · update #1
Another trip down Memory Lane!
1. A newspaper
2. I have no clue what the postman said to Dagwood!
3. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so he wasn't fuzzy!!
4. Uh could you hold them up a little higher so I can see them?
5. A wood chuck can't chuck wood!
2006-09-22 04:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats black and white and red all over? A pitbull after a viscious dog fight! What did the postman say to dagwood? If you don't stop filing complaints about my service, I'm going to start sticking your mail somewhere else! Was fuzzy wuzzy really fuzzy? Was he ? Yes, he had a rare medical condition called: "Hirsutism". How many fingers am I holding up? I don't know, maybe you should ask your boyfriend! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? IIt depends how much he ate! Any other questions? This isn't a setup, is it?
2006-09-22 04:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by Road Trip 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A patriotic ni*ga that tried to spray paint a flag on a brick wall.
Can I use your bathroom your dogs porn mail made me sick!
Fuzzy wuz as fuzzy as a pu*sy with a wussy stuck inside.
None cause I planted your hand up your a*s!
I'll chuck that fu**in wood chuck if he chucks that fu**in wood!
2006-09-22 04:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. a zebra on her period
2. "your wife has some bomb @ss pu$$y"
3. fuzzy wuzzy need to trim his pubes
4. you've got the whole fist in there
5. ask chuck norris.
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2006-09-22 04:55:33 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a zebra i just shot
lick my stamps
no, he was bald as hell
6...on one hand
just one piece..than the bastard gives up
2006-09-22 05:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some JERK reported me b/c he asked a question about when is a good time to loose your "verginity"....and he was mad because i said he should loose it after he learned how to spell VIRGINITY!...what an AZZ!!!!! i like your question tho!!!!
2006-09-22 04:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by SEXiiNESS_2 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why the h-e-l-l are you giving so many riddles and jokes all at one time?
2006-09-22 04:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by Ludacris Lover 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. newspaper
3. probably
4. one
2006-09-22 04:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by jamrx7 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute and refreshing.
2006-09-22 04:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
beep beep bip bip bip bip *smiles* now i feel better ty ..... dang something something something
2006-09-22 06:58:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋