2006-09-22 04:39:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you hear about the gay guy who wears a nicitrol patch on his penis? He is now down to 2 butts a day!! hahahahahahaha
2006-09-22 04:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by mary_marlene65 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An Irish man applies for a job, and gets an interview.
After the interview is finished, he goes to the shops, and finds one that will make a timepiece out of anything...
...so he takes a potato into it. He questions whether or not the shop keeper can turn this vegetable into a reliable time keeper, and he was assured that, though possible, it would take about a week.
A week later, he collects his new clock, and takes it to the place where he had his job interview. He finds the boss, and presents it to him, and asked when he could start work.
The boss is really confused, and so asked why he now has such an unusual timepiece, to which the man replies:
"Well, you said if I could get a potato clock, I could have a job here!"
a potato clock = up at eight o'clock...get it??? Try saying it with the Irish accent- that's why he was an Irish man, the joke wouldn't work with another accent
2006-09-22 04:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Catholi priest and rabi live next to each other. One day the Catholic prist is out in ths street, chucking holy water over the car as a blessing.
Not to be outdone, next day the Rabi has a friend bring round his new car, where he sawas half an inch off the exhaust pipe.
2006-09-22 05:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by manforallseasons 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 men with a stutter ( no offence to anyone suffering from this ) are having therapy from a drop dead gorgeous female therapist. The therapist says ' you've been attending for 4 months now and you're just as bad as when you first came here,so I'll give you an incentive'. 'I'll give a bl*w job to the 1st man who answers my question without stuttering. She asks the 1st one 'where do you come from?' He answers...'D-D-D-D Derby. She asks the 2nd man the same question. He replies...'Ed-Ed-Ed-Edinburgh. The same question is asked of the 3rd man to which he replies...'London' So true to her word she says 'Well done!' & proceeds to give him a bl*w job. When she's finished the man says.......'D-D-D-Derry!.
2006-09-22 13:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sunday school teacher decided to teach the class a lesson on the evils of alcohol. She brought in a glass of whiskey, a glass of water and two worms. She said, "Now, class, watch closely". She dropped one worm in the glass of water and it swam around happily. Then she dropped the other worm in the glass of whiskey. It quivered a minute and then sank to the bottom of the glass dead. She asked the class what they had learned. Little Johnny's hand shot up. (We all know Little Johnny). The teacher said, "Yes, Little Johnny?" And Little Johnny said, "If you drink whiskey, you won't have worms!".
2006-09-22 04:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by chingching 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand.
2006-09-22 04:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
There were no chickens then
Why did the punk cross the road?
Stapled to the chicken
2006-09-22 04:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two women working in the fields picking carrots one says to the other this one is like my freds she answers the size of it .she answers no the dirt of it
2006-09-22 11:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by mr g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to go along with general's answer-
wot do u call a one eyed, three legged donkey? a winkey wonkey
wot do u call a smelly one eyed, three legged donkey?
a stinkey winkey wonkey!
2006-09-22 05:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by nickidee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just go over my questions. They are meant to make you laugh not think.
Have a witty friday :)
2006-09-22 04:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋