A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's,so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
2006-09-22 04:18:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Reminds me of the time I went to a nudist wedding. You could tell who the Best Man was. It stuck out a mile.
2006-09-22 04:20:45 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-09-22 11:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by fastfrank7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really wish there was a webcam facility on yahoo answers, so you can see me rolling on the floor!!!
That was so very hilarious, thanx.
2006-09-22 11:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! I love it! That one was good! Reminds me of a joke I have. You'd like it judging by this joke you posted haha.
2006-09-22 11:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by §uper ®ose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i wanna go to the nude beach
2006-09-22 11:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL ROFL ROFL! But, reality check, don't take your kid to a nudist beach.
2006-09-22 11:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by smashguy912 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee. really cheered me up this rainy friday afternoon
2006-09-22 11:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by dodgygeezer66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!
2006-09-22 11:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-22 11:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by John Ghost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-22 11:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by PYT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋