Which would you rather be? A raccoon or a coon with a nice rack?
http://www.danvebber.com/museum/artifacts/raccoon.jpg
http://www.awcable.com/images/specials/lingerie_bowl/2005/traci_bingham.jpg
Which would you rather have? A Klondike bar or a dyke who passed the bar?
http://www.icecreamusa.com/klondike/images/klondike_03.jpg
http://lesbianmoney.com/images/mindylm.JPG
2006-09-22 03:49:41 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First for both. I can get some and then have a snack afterwards, hahaha
2006-09-22 04:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather be the Raccoon rather then have that ugly FAKE Rack.
I guess i'll take the Klondike Bar because I don't think the dyke would have me.
2006-09-22 03:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1- i'd rather be a racoon so i could fly to the top of the castle and get the magic whistle (super mario bros. 3)
#2- i'd rather have a dyke who passed the bar, cuz that mean's i'm not in a gay bar.
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2006-09-22 03:56:15 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wil take the dyke coon with the nice rack, as long as she passed the bar..LMAO..
2006-09-22 03:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by pepper_y2k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
properly we could see in case you Pee on an Eletric fence possibly it is going to kill any insecticides and microbes that stay in thier, hell it may even zap your nuts ... LOL As for the undergo or Gorilla, i could could desire to bypass with undergo a minimum of you have a scuffling with hazard. The Gorrilla if no longer spooked will overpower you in a teach of rigidity, mutually as the undergo in case you be able to kill it's going to make for a great necklace and likewise furnish sturdy meat and you will sell the Bladder to chinese language human beings for Booku dollars. LOL
2016-10-17 10:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope the raccoon does that to you. Sad to see that slavery terms are still funny to some people.
2006-09-22 03:56:07 · answer #6 · answered by M eesie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe there's a site called lesbianmoney.com
Actually, I can.
Who's the girl in the second picture? She's kinda hot.
2006-09-22 03:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HHAHAHAAAA
But before I even looked at the pics, i chose option one for both questions.
2006-09-22 03:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
coon and dyke
2006-09-22 04:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by John Ghost 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL...I would definitely eat, er, take #2...
2006-09-22 03:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Ricardo C 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋