A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
If you think this is funny make sure to see my other jokes!!!!!
2006-09-22 03:31:43 · 24 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO now thats funny!!!!!!!!
2006-09-22 05:04:08 · answer #1 · answered by spanky2be2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok, but where are your other jokes man, i wanna read em. i am bored. i love jokes. i got one for you:
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
let me know if you think MY one was ok ? **)
2006-09-22 10:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by london lady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is OK, if you can jazz it up a liittle bit, and people can get posin any where so you might want to change that to something you need a prescition for
2006-09-22 10:34:46 · answer #3 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
London lady i get your joke they were just going 119 mph thats why they were all shaken lol thats relly good
2006-09-22 12:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it before, but very funny!
2006-09-22 10:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny-i'll try 2 check them out.
2006-09-22 10:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by bill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats an interesting joke. i am not sure of the answer tho. but good luck finding someone who knows it!
2006-09-22 10:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by lizziex394 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh great! You made my day. Keep 'em coming.
2006-09-22 11:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-09-22 10:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny ha ha, but it was ok.
2006-09-22 10:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by goldiemcg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋