I just read in the current issue of the "Onion" that Father Thomas Mandow (Taos, NM) can actually turn just about anything into the body & blood of Christ.
According to the article, at a press conference he displayed: " ...a transubstantiated 24-piece bucket of chicken, a 64-oz Mountain Dew bottle and an issue of Sports Illustrated.."
How did he come by these powers? He believes it's because he was bitten by a radioactive bishop.
is this a gift from the almighty?
2006-09-22 03:29:05 · 4 answers · asked by JAT 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
CE S: Are you sure? I usually believe what I read. That's why I'm such a huge fan of the bible.
2006-09-22 03:33:48 · update #1
Omode:
All the answers are in the bible. Why would we need to think? Martin Luther himself said that reason is the enemy of faith! Even the Pope doesn't like reason too much.
2006-09-22 03:50:09 · update #2
You need to stop being so gullible and think for yourself.
That is load of crap.
You are a fan of the bible? YOU NEED TO STARTING THINKING FOR YOURSELF AND USE REASONING WHEN YOU ARE FACED WITH DIFFICULT QUESTIONS!
Geeeeeeez
2006-09-22 03:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you flippen crazy,Youd have to be to believe that crock. God comes in many ways but not as chicken. I think that this Father TM is crazy, A radioactive bishop yea right.
2006-09-22 10:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by bubba r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you realize that "The Onion" is a satirical site, don't you? It's not meant to be taken seriously.
2006-09-22 10:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by CE S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So let it be written, so let it be done."
2006-09-22 10:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋