Keep this one growing. As one person answers, copy that, and give the next line.
A team of scientists made an announcement.
We have some good news. We have found intellegent life in outer space.
The bad news is the creature doesn't understand us.
The good news is, it has agreed to let us teach it English.
The bad news is we can't decide who should teach it.
The good news is, we have a lot of volunteers.
The bad news is ..
2006-09-22 03:09:50 · 8 answers · asked by upf_geelong 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The bad news is President Bush is pulling rank and demanding that he "tech ita how ta tawk"
2006-09-22 03:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by M eesie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A team of scientists made an announcement.
We have some good news. We have found intellegent life in outer space.
The bad news is the creature doesn't understand us.
The good news is, it has agreed to let us teach it English.
The bad news is we can't decide who should teach it.
The good news is, we have a lot of volunteers.
The bad news is .. none of the volunteers speak english
2006-09-22 03:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A team of scientists made an announcement.
We have some good news. We have found intellegent life in outer space.
The bad news is the creature doesn't understand us.
The good news is, it has agreed to let us teach it English.
The bad news is we can't decide who should teach it.
The good news is, we have a lot of volunteers.
The bad news is .. none of the volunteers speak english
i'l continue with what lindsay left....
The good news is...there's a man passing by the laboratory.
The bad news is....he has a sore throat.
The good news.....
2006-09-22 03:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bad news is that we cannot choose one in timme.
the good news is that some specialist was coming to our help.
the bad news is that his plane crashed.
the good news is that his country is sending another man more better than him.
the bad news is that that the second one is afraid of travelling in planes.
the good news is that they are trying to convince him.
the bad news is that he is very akaru and is very arrogant.
the good news is that .........
2006-09-22 03:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by batatata l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is we will have to pay the teachers,min. wage for sure.
2006-09-22 03:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it eats paper
2006-09-22 03:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are russian
2006-09-22 03:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they don't speak english.
2006-09-22 03:12:11 · answer #8 · answered by Fire_God_69 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋