10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
2006-09-22 03:05:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...
2006-09-22 03:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by The First 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okie dokie
2006-09-22 10:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10....you're in a church, they're all bad.
2006-09-22 10:08:11 · answer #3 · answered by Angela D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I like that song...
2006-09-22 10:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by lost_soul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, what's the question?
2006-09-22 10:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by goldiemcg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i personaly dont think that is funny
sorry
2006-09-22 11:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by bdmrplemons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
screw church!
anarchy is the way
2006-09-22 10:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by chexmix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is...weird...but funny.
2006-09-22 10:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by mofowiturmom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, ok
2006-09-22 10:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by Chris™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋