it can be dirty aswel ;)
2006-09-22 02:57:17 · 5 answers · asked by AgentWD40 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
70 yrs old man asked a doctor: wht do u recomend a sex style should be in my age?
Doctor: Dogi Style
Old Man: u mean bendover style?
Doctor: No ! just smell it and lick it.
2006-09-22 23:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by Human 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took him behind a building, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2006-09-22 06:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your driving in an electric powered practice travelling eighty 2.6 km in accordance to hour north. there's an outstanding wind blowing 26.2 km in accordance to hour in a south west direction. Which way does the smoke blow? answer: there is not any smoke its an electric powered practice! have they were given a 4th of July in England answer: certain, does it bypass from the third to the fifth? A chicken laid an egg on the very suitable of a barn the position it is composed of a V and the barns aspect slope as a 20 diploma perspective. Which aspect the the egg function off? answer: A chicken would not lay eggs! A plane is originating from Oklahome with all Oklahoman Passengers. The plane crashes in Nebraska. the position ought to the survivors be buried? answer: you do not bury ssurvivors desire those help!
2016-11-23 15:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by longacre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front"!!
2006-09-22 03:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the british or americans. on the other hand, the french eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the british or americans. the italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the british or americans. conclusion: eat and drink what you like, it's speaking english that kills you.
2006-09-22 03:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by my other screen name is royalty 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋