Now, I'm not promising you these will work, but they will get you off to a start. I searched the net for these, so rest assured their quality (snicker).
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk
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So, you're a girl huh?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes
2006-09-22 03:32:24
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answered by clear_skyzz 2
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Well now I am a female and when a man is smelling good, and is well dressed he can just say something like how are you doing this evening? Making EYE CONTACT and just be yourself, We women don't expect much, I'm not a Casanova but I will say having a Casanova that smells good looks good breath is in check I would give you my attention. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND CASANOVA. LOL
2006-09-22 03:04:17
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answered by sweettoni37 4
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If you use chat up lines as you say it - it is a *sure fire* way of not gettin any AT ALL - sorry to be harsh. Just be confident in yourself and it will show but don't be rude and obnoxious if you are that is a huge turn off.
So be calm and confident but not rude.
I hope this helps - let me know how u get on x1x
2006-09-23 02:18:31
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answered by Sweetie Pie 2
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Just be confident, smell nice, and don't offer any cheesy chat up lines to the ladies. We've heard them all before, and they're getting old. Just approach a lady, offer to buy her a drink and strike up a conversation. Start by complementing her - eg. your dress/perfume/hair is nice/looks lovely. Then go from there. Just go for the basic chit chat and get the conversation rolling.
2006-09-22 02:55:04
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answered by Disgruntled Biscuit 4
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The minute you start to think of 'chat up lines' you're doomed. Just be natural & make a lot of eye contact. If someone's interested you could be talking about pig farming and they aren't going to care, they're just going to want you to keep talking. Be careful with flattery - everyone likes a compliment but nothing too corny. Good luck.
2006-09-22 02:57:43
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answered by Misha-non-penguin 5
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I just find it interesting how everyone has assumed you're a guy wanting to chat up a girl...
Either way, just be yourself, make eye contact, smile and show an interest in them and what they do. And try not to talk about yourself too much if you can help it. In fact I agree with most of what freedomgi has to say..
2006-09-22 03:01:53
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answered by Quilps 2
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Pick up lines... way cheezy...
will surely get you laughed out of the bar!
Be clean, smell good, be confident, not cocky.
Seem sincerely interested in what she has to say, even if your not. Offer to buy her a drink.. ask her about her job... hobbies,
Be honest & genuine... if your fake, most girls will see right thru it and you'll be spending the night alone.
2006-09-22 03:01:27
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answered by freedomgirl022000 1
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Confidence is a turn on, ask if they are alone if they say yes, say great I've been dying to chat to someone, usually that is enough for me. However I'm usually the one who is approached. You could always use a friend to make a happy, laughing vibe around you you'll be surprised how fast people latch on.
2006-09-22 02:55:09
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answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5
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NO NO NO!!! purely bypass with the pass, concentration on how sturdy it feels, communicate grimy, make sounds yet truthfully NO conversations. it is like asking in case you are able to desire to have intercourse with your boss interior the path of a business enterprise assembly. there's a time and place for each thing. until the communication is "do this, oh that feels sturdy, do you prefer extra and so on..." then purely make satisfied noises!
2016-10-17 10:53:57
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answered by Anonymous
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choose a chick that looks at u and if so smile 2 her and see what she will do then go talk 2 her and act ur self and be a gnetle man
2006-09-22 03:04:17
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answered by Cool Muslim 2
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