1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit bit
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
7.Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
8. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles *** all over town.
10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
11.Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
12. Man who live in glass house,dress in basement.
13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter is ******* nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
2006-09-22 02:27:18 · 8 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is LOL or LMAO a sufficient enough answer for you?
Jolly good
2006-09-22 02:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2006-09-22 03:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, Confucious say...man who go to cathouse sleep in doghouse. Man who f*ck in jelly patch get as* in jam.
2006-09-22 02:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by chingching 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-09-22 04:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah confucious say, he who make me lmao is great!
but he who's name is cool z is the greatest.
funny stuff thanks. all 17 were funny.
2006-09-22 02:45:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say, "Who say I say all those things they say I say?"
2006-09-22 02:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I READ THIS IN AN MAIL ALREADY....STALE
2006-09-22 02:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Innocence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no all rite
2006-09-22 02:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋