There are more important things in life than money - but they won't go out with you if you are broke
I told the doctor i broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those two places
How can you be over the hill if yiou never got to the top?
Have you ever stopped to think then forgotten to start again?
I have been happily married for four years - three different times
Sure you cant take it with you but you can stash it where no other bastard can find it.
If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
Why is it when you talk to God you are praying but when he talks to you, you're crazy?
Old age is inevitable, growing up is optional
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me.
The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
Hope you enjoy them!!
2006-09-22 02:10:35 · 9 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Pint.. dont be hater..
these one liners made for some good chuckles.. admit it..
thumbs up hey..
cheers..
2006-09-22 03:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by Condie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandparents and kids get along so well because they have a common enemy
2006-09-22 09:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Baby_Apocalypse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe!!
When the Cat is away, nobody's home!!
2006-09-22 09:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Warhorse X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ruptured an artery laughing.no,really it sucked.
2006-09-22 09:32:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was AWSOME! I really LOVED it!!! Put more on here like this!!!
2006-09-22 09:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay...they're great!
2006-09-22 10:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheehe
2006-09-22 09:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by neil d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-09-22 09:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by Kehgohar R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-22 09:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by Yeong w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋