Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
2006-09-22 02:04:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi, tell you jokes , and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!
2006-09-22 02:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Its cute. Except what if the sheik is going to render the punishment on the salesman? That sly grin will soon turn to a frown, methinks.....
2006-09-22 09:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by JusticeManEsq 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was an AWESOME joke!!! The sheik might acually enjoy himself.
2006-09-22 09:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good 1
keep it up and u will be very funny some day
2006-09-22 09:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Muslim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Hopefully they arent guys that have to punish him!
2006-09-22 09:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-22 11:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-22 09:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sexy_Bunny 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is funny. the third guy is smart!
2006-09-22 09:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he will die a happy man then.
2006-09-22 09:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very old joke
2006-09-22 09:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by twopipes1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋