Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes, and then says, ``Dammit, I said UP.''
An obnoxious drunk in a bar trying to get a girl to go home with him says, "Hey, baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?" Girl says, "Unfertilized. Beat it!"
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks: "How do you get into those pants?". The young woman looks him over and replies: "Well, you could start by buying me a drink..."
2006-09-22 01:56:54 · 11 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Have a drink for me. I'm at work!
2006-09-22 01:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by dolphin2253 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into his local pub and asks the bartender to line up three pints for him... He then drinks all three, pays his tab and gets up to leave.. The bartender asks "why do you order your three pints all at once?" The guy says he used to always have a drink with his two brothers but they moved across the pond to the states. so now every day he plans to have a drink for them... Well this goes on for months with the guy coming in each night, ordering three pints and then leaving when he's done...
One day the guy walks into the bar and orders two pints... The bartender thinks the worst must have happened but doesn't say anything and serves the man his two pints... when the guy gets ready to pay and leave again, the bartender finally asks him, "I'm sorry to be personal, but did one of your brothers pass away?"
The man tells him, "No. I just came back from my doctor's visit and my doc told me to stay off the liquor."
2006-09-22 02:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by Andy FF1,2,CrTr,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
connect the guy in Palin's image. He already began with a lager and a cigarette on a similar time as she placed on her Bikini and pastime a gun. What a sight. Will Hustler magazine be next ?
2016-10-15 07:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's still kind of early here,so I think I'll have a smoke instead.
2006-09-22 02:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three for three funny funny funny. thanx for a great start of my day.
2006-09-22 02:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-22 03:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great
2006-09-22 01:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ditto that dolphin2253
2006-09-22 02:09:47 · answer #8 · answered by PYT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, I love it!
2006-09-22 02:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love them, keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-22 02:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋