George Bush is speaking to the University graduates today. His topic is "__________________________". After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to ________________around and then ________________ his __________________ until Dick Cheney meets with him for the ____________________event.
2006-09-22 01:45:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George Bush is speaking to the University graduates today. His topic is "Love Thy Neighbour". After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to push some democrats around and then stroke his penis until Dick Cheney meets with him for the 'Osama finding' event.
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2006-09-22 01:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
George Bush is speaking to the University graduates today. His topic is "How to Find Weapons of Mass Destruction". After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to fool around and then drink his face off until Dick Cheney meets with him for the Gang Bang event.
2006-09-22 08:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
George Bush is speaking to the univ. graduates today. His topic is "How to Stop Finacial Aid for College Students". After his motorcade leaves this the event, he plans to screw around and then play with his privates until dick cheney meets with him for the main event
2006-09-22 09:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by jeanjean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
george bush is speaking to the university graduates today. His topic is "the special olympics and how they relate to my life." After his motorcade leaves the event he plans to "kill a baby deer while slapping it" around and then "screw" his " Country" until Dick cheney meets with him for the "i'm better than everyone else and still got away with snorting tons of coke" event.
2006-09-22 08:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by halfwayhome22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is speaking to the University graduates today. His topic is "Masturbating in public". After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to fiddle fart around and then beat his meat until Dick Cheney meets with him for the special *wink* *wink*event.
2006-09-22 08:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by Highbeam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay y'all are mean okay hers mine....George Bush is speaking to the Univeresity Graduates today. His topic is Drunk Driving. After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to drive around showing his example until Dick Cheney meets with him for the Animal Fundraiser Event...."MINES BETTER THAN ALL OF YOURS HAHA!
2006-09-22 12:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush is speaking to the University graduates today. His topic is ""Why the accidents happen". After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to "stick" around and then "hang around" his "my-speech-kick-a@@ attitude" until Dick Cheney meets with him for the "hunting" event.
2006-09-22 08:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bush is speaking to the university graduates today. His topic is...hunting and gun safety...After his motorcade leaves the event, he plans to....push democrats...around and then...find his shotgun..
his..bullet proof vest and wait...untill Dick Cheney meets with him for the.... Quail hunting ...event.
2006-09-22 09:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really don't want me to answer this question it could be quiet offensive.
2006-09-22 08:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by Ducks rule the world!!! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
homosexuals in the usa, f###, suck , peter, glorious event.
2006-09-22 09:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋