2006-09-22 01:42:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I'm also a southern Deputy Sheriff. I weigh 300 pounds, but am 6'2". I don't chase fast people. Thats why I qualify twice a year with a pistol, rifle(with a scope for the really fast ones) and a shot gun. I don't run a four minute mile, but ammo I use travels 1500 feet per second. LOL
2006-09-22 07:23:54 · answer #1 · answered by txlawdogg76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have. he had the worst case of garlic bad breath i have ever smelled in my life. And, oh, before I forget, this guy had these curley black hairs coming out of his nose like maybe he scratched his armpits and then picked his nose moving some of the pit hair seeds from one place to the other. It was so grose that I barely heard a word he said. My eyes kept zeroing in on the end of his nose where those hairs stuck out like thin, little snakes.
His eyes were gray with bloodshot lines in the corners next to his nose. I suppose he hadn't gotten much sleep last night being so busy picking his nose and all. I didn't like his voice either. When he talked it sounded like someone throwing gravel onto a tin roof top. Gosh, with the bad breath, bloodshot eyes, hairy nose, and that gravely voice I was so nervous that I just peed in my pants. I do that sometimes when I get real nervous and all.
2006-09-22 02:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by zahbudar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would that be the famous "Justice T. Beauford"? No, but I saw one the other day that I just had to comment to my wife! He had to be all of 5'5"-300lbs and his gut hung over like a santa sac!
I could not have imagined him chasing down anything other than a sandwich! My God, this guy was so out of shape and toting his 9mm at his side, what the hell was he going to do to deter crime?It would have taken him ten minutes to sort fat from gun on his quick draw McGraw! I mean it was just pitiful!!!!It used to be quite a tedious task to become a police officer with very strict guidelines! Guess they'll take anything they can get today with so much anti government sensitism!
2006-09-22 01:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Southern Deputy Sheriff - hell, I work in the same county where they shot a very well known TV series about...Southern Deputy Sheriffs...and although we have a few portly gentlemen among our ranks, many of us are well put-together, in shape, smart...a few of us even have Masters degerees......but I think we may still be "dreaded" - by people with meth in their systems, child molesters, gang bangers...and the like.
2006-09-22 02:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by Glockmeister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he put the FAT into fat southern sherriff. Luckily I was on the right side of law at the moment.
2006-09-22 01:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by El Pistolero Negra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I had a bad time with a narcotics detective once.
2006-09-22 01:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. They've all been young, trim, and pretty normal.
2006-09-22 01:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and it was wild :)
2006-09-22 01:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by coldplayfl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋