2006-09-22 01:39:19 · 26 answers · asked by *babydoll* 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I hate pickup lines and they make me laugh. Anyways. One time I heard a guy tell a girl who was with a bunch of cheerleaders that she wasn't bad looking compared to the other girls. And he was seriously trying to get in her pants!
2006-09-22 01:42:52 · update #1
"My [penis] is leaving town in five minutes. Be on it."
This is one reason I stopped going to bars with my friends
2006-09-22 01:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
A while back there we were 3 guys and 4 girls, so we invited a friend to make up a balance. We were in a bar and the girl without a date went off to the bathroom. While she was away her friends did their best to warm up the moment and relax our newly arrived friend. He seemed to be ready to move up a notch and after a while the girl returned. Mr sure to get laid said the first thing that popped up..He said " You were gone a long time, you must have been having a dump." Her red face said it all.
2006-09-22 02:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by tillermantony 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the absolut worst pickup line i have ever heard was the one were a guy would be is that a mirrior in your pants cause i can see myself in them.
2006-09-22 01:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by mandee 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey, aren't you the girl I saw at the Genito Urinary Clinic? if you got the all clear..fancy a shag
2006-09-22 01:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a friend use this...F**k me if I'm wrong...But isn't your name Victoria? Unfortunately her name was Victoria...He bombed that one but got another latter with the same line!
2006-09-22 02:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by cuttur2000 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
These would rank among the very worst :
http://funnies.com/barpick.html
2006-09-22 01:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by Zarama 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
2006-09-22 01:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"What's up? Care to buy me a drink?"
this is not fiction! One of my guy friends used it this summer and it worked!!!
2006-09-22 01:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by antigone 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
-OMG anyone who has to resort to any pick up line is dumb. I've never heard a good one.
2006-09-22 01:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by IMHO 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
if i could arrange the alphabet id put U before I
2006-09-22 01:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by mathborg3691 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋