Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking and sexy people.
You will be safe, i'm texting to say goodbye..
A scientist has invented a bra that stops t*ts bobbing up and down and nipples sticking out in the cold.
His collegues have kicked his fu*king head in
Think your having a bad day? Imagine this! Your a siamese twin, joined at the hip.Your brother is gay and your not. His lover is coming over and you only have 1 ar*e!!!!!!
The above are really for text jokes, but thought i'd share them with you... As for the no doubt "they aint funny" replies, I dont care they made me chuckle...lol..
2006-09-22 01:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good.... made me giggle!
2006-09-22 01:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kerri 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi tell you a nice one.
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I
>was born?"
>
>The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one
day you
>will need to know anyway."
>
>"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a
date
>via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
>where
>your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
>
>"But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we
>discovered
>that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit
the
>delete or escape button.
> "So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read,
'You've
>Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!
2006-09-22 01:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A couple go on a nudist holiday and the man gets a sunburnt willy. He sticks it in a glass of milk to cool it down. His wife walks in the kitchen and says "I always wondered how you loaded that thing"
2006-09-22 01:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Twisty 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Pissed myself at the gay Siamese twin one, hilarious!
2006-09-22 01:43:54 · answer #4 · answered by plax 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I got a giggle from them. Don't let the negative people get ya down. We need more jokes.
2006-09-22 01:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Made me chuckle too.
2006-09-22 03:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you good night, going to bed with a smile on my face.....
2006-09-22 12:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by cheyenne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-22 11:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by mr g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like second two.. the first one is still ok though
2006-09-22 01:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Helen S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good!!
2006-09-22 04:16:44 · answer #10 · answered by babycakes mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-22 01:42:03 · answer #11 · answered by james j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋