2006-09-22 01:04:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, I have. I generally don't like to talk about it, but my U.F.O. abduction support group has encouraged me to be more forthcoming.
Yeras ago, I was abducted by a strange craft that hoovered over my home and somehow zapped me inside with a wierd beam. Inside, to my great surpise, were women from the past, all young and beautiful, that were thought to be dead. There was Marylin, and Jane Mansfield, and Jane Russell, and Greta Garbo, and
Betty Grable, just to name a few.
As a gentleman, I can't reveal too many details of the experience
except to say I spend a lot of time on my front porch watching the sky, hoping for a return visit.
2006-09-22 01:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How do you make love to an object? UFO=Unidentified Flying Object!
Please do let me know if you have any idea, I am interested .................anyone pls.
2006-09-22 08:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made love to an Ugly Fat Oriental once.
Does that count?
2006-09-22 08:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Nice guy
2006-09-22 08:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by Babloo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-09-22 08:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by nt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋