she's always farting, and really loud ones too! of course i do too, but i'm a guy so i'm allowed. what should i do?
2006-09-22 00:54:05 · 19 answers · asked by Mystery Guest 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
no, but see, i'm a guy, and guys are expected to be slobs where as women are expected to be ladylike..now u c what i mean?
2006-09-22 01:01:26 · update #1
No, don't dump her. Have broccoli cheese soup, a bean burrito with jalopenos and a side order of cauliflower for lunch. When you get home, put her in the Dutch Oven! Get her under the covers like you are going to cuddle, then let out a big fart and pull the covers over her head. It really helps the intimacy level of a relationship! Have fun with it.
2006-09-22 05:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by babalu2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want her to stop gassing then you have to stop first.You can only give what you have.And for thinking about dumping her for being gassy?????What a way to think.Guess she could dump you for not helping her control hers too.
At least that's what being in a relationship entails.Helping and building each other's nature to the help of humanity.
Help each other.If you dump her,you wont even find any girl that could cope with a gasser guy
2006-09-22 00:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by folumon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you think you are being rather one way on passing wind in the bed? It is OK for you to fart and not her? If it is that much of a problem, BOTH of you need to invest some money in some Beano or Garlique. Solve you flatuation problems right on up.
2006-09-22 00:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry you think she should have to smell your nasty farts, but you shouldn't have to smell hers! Honestly, I think it's so disgusting to have other people have to endure the noxtious smell so I try to make it to a bathroom unless I'm alone. I think you SHOULD break up with her...she's probably way too good for you. Obviously, you must s*** and fart lillies and roses and that's why you think she's entitled to the delicate smell of your intestinal gasses. My suggestion is to find a woman who is also so fortunate as to fart flowers!!
2006-09-22 01:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by P. C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son, the bottom line is that do u love her? if u can't stand even this, how are u going to manage your relationship when u are married. let her go if u aren't serious in keeping up with her.
tell her how u feel gently, this is a better way to tackle a relationship. u won't want her to treat u such if u have this problem isn't it. best wishes.
2006-09-22 01:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes if my man was worried about that i'd been dumped in the beginning. Though i have to say i didnt have this problem before we got together. He is from another country so my diet has changed over to his cultural foods. the extra oils do me in always!
uuh to the other fellows advice(though funny)...don't set her ablaze
2006-09-22 01:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Laura R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I had the same problem until I thought to myself, two can play that game. So I ate a whole can of beans, let one rip and asked, "Did you hear what that A**hole said?"
2006-09-22 01:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by sluggo1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since when is flatulance a he - she thing? She could try being more discrete, but I wonder if you've told her how you feel? You're being superficial not to mention being a male chavinist pig!! She deserves better than you!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-22 00:59:38 · answer #8 · answered by piowine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not. Have you brought it up with her yet? It could be a gastric medical problem or even what she is eating so you could suggest that she see a doctor
2006-09-22 00:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by beckyroiy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy her some Beeno, and remember that what is good for the goose is good for the gander.
2006-09-22 01:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by Max 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋