2006-09-22 00:50:05 · 8 answers · asked by superdude superdude superdude 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
girls assemble yourselves to the right...boys assemble yourselves to the left.........rest follow me
2006-09-22 00:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one is soo wrong but I found it hilarious when a friend of mine told me.
One night during a storm a couple is in bed going at it when their son walks in while the mom is on top. She immediately jumps off, they cover themselves up & she asks the child what he needs. He says that he's scared from the storm & asks if he can sleep with them. The mom politely tells him no & that mommy & daddy need some alone time tonight & then sends the child off to bed. The next day the child asks his mom "mommy what were you & daddy doing last night?" she responds "well honey, you know daddy has a bit of a big belly so I was jumping on it to push it down & flatten it out a little". Without skipping a beat the child says "well mommy I dont know why you do that because while you are gone daddy has the neighbor lady come over & she just gets on her knees & blows it right back up again!"
HAHAHAHA
2006-09-22 04:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by §uper ®ose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloke goes into the bar with a monkey. The barman says, no animals in here mate. The monkey owner says the monkey will cause no trouble so they let him stay.He runs along the bar eating the nuts on the counter then sees people playing billiards.He jumps off the bar and on the pool table looks at the billiard ball picks it up and swallows it.The barman is not happy so they kick the monkey and his owner out of the pub.
A week late they return again.The barman is not happy but again lets the monkey stay. The monkey runs along the bar eating the nuts and then comes across a cherry that's fell off a ladies drink.He looks at the cherry sticks it up his bum, pulls it out then eats it. The barman can't believe what he's just seen and asks the monkey's owner why he did that.
The owner said,,,ever since he swallowed that billiard ball he measures everything before he eats it.
2006-09-22 01:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by WM 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no such jokes.just like watchin MR Bean's episodes.but no such joke has been made which is the best.jokes r made,make us laugh nd never come back again.
2006-09-22 00:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cool freaky dj. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waking with your hand!
2006-09-22 01:00:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman divorced a man ..................and lived happily ever after!
2006-09-22 01:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-22 01:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle O 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dunno.. i'm still waiting for it.
2006-09-22 03:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋