Italian farmers are celebrating as a new Italian scarecrow has been invented. Not only does it scare crows from stealling their seeds, it make them an offer they can't refuse to return the seed from the year before.
2006-09-22 00:17:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
girlkicker - that is truly revolting
2006-09-22 02:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A publican is shutting for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the tooth-pick and tramp goes off. A few minutes later there is another knock on the door. When he answers there is another tramp there who also asks him for a tooth-pick. He gets the tooth-pick and off he goes. There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The publican says, "Don't tell me, you want a tooth-pick too"."No, a straw".The publican gives him a straw but is curious why he wants it,so he asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick."Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff is gone already
2006-09-22 07:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, the fence that the crows always used, was removed from its post. And the Mr big was fertillised by the marrow.
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2006-09-23 07:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, when is the movie premiering. lol
2006-09-22 07:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋