1 - Send a Dear John letter to yourself
2 - have a sex change op
3 - take a photo of yourself performing an unnatural act with a kiwi
4 - put on weight
5 - refuse to believe your partner isn't gay
6 - write yourself a letter from the local STD clinic requesting a test
7 - send your lover's photo to a S & M dating service
8 - talk dirty to your lover on the phone calling them by another name
2006-09-21 23:49:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i would have to say 9) ignore them. If they go to your house, go to the door and say who is it, and if they say "its so and so", keep going hello? hello? as if you cant hear, same with the phone. If you see them face to face, say hi, but with a confused face as if you dont know them, or as if you are trying to remember how you know them, like saying "sorry to be urde, but didnt we work together a few years ago at Blah Blah?". hurtful, but effective.
2006-09-21 23:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by K G girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8
2006-09-24 05:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by sylvo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take a photo of myself performing an unnatural act involving a hairy fruit, a flightless bird and a New Zealander, use Photoshop to subsitute my lover's face for mine, then send the gloriously kinky results to the S & M dating service, with full contact details.
This will save me the hassle of writing a Dear John letter to myself.
2006-09-23 13:17:24 · answer #3 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would write a 'Dear John' letter, enclosing a photo of myself having a sex change op.
2006-09-22 06:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 8 rules!
2006-09-22 06:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll shoot my self ...
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A publican is shutting for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the tooth-pick and tramp goes off. A few minutes later there is another knock on the door. When he answers there is another tramp there who also asks him for a tooth-pick. He gets the tooth-pick and off he goes. There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The publican says, "Don't tell me, you want a tooth-pick too". "No, a straw". The publican gives him a straw but is curious why he wants it, so he asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick. "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff is gone already."
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girl kicker
2006-09-22 06:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
9-all the above
2006-09-22 07:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by beez224 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. Honesty is the best policy.
2006-09-24 12:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none of them but i have used this one
9) i love my ex
2006-09-27 15:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by sam_j_watts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to get out more, hang around decent people for a change
2006-09-22 15:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by deano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋