Did Noah eat the unicorns?

Answer 1

no I believe he fed the meat to the other animals. He was however after the horn which was an early an very potent form of viagra. Look if you are stuck on a boat for that long without the telly you need some form of entertainment.

Answer 2

There was actually a song written about that. The unicorns were out frolicking and having so much fun they didn't want to quit. They just kept saying they could have a little more fun. So when Noah finally had to close the door and the rain came, they tried to get in but it was too late. So sad. I think there is a moral to that story somewhere.
I also believe that was way too much thot to put into that answer.
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Answer 3

Unicorn
the rendering of the Authorized Version of the Hebrew reem, a word which occurs seven times in the Old Testament as the name of some large wild animal. The reem of the Hebrew Bible, however, has nothing at all to do with the one-horned animal of the Greek and Roman writers, as is evident from De 33:17 where in the blessing of Joseph it is said; "his glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of a unicorn;" not, as the text of the Authorized Version renders it, "the horns of unicorns." The two horns of the ram are "the ten thousands of Ephraim and the thousands of Manasseh." This text puts a one-horned animal entirely out of the question. Considering that the reem is spoken of as a two-horned animal of great strength and ferocity, that it was evidently well known and often seen by the Jews, that it is mentioned as an animal fit for sacrificial purposes, and that it is frequently associated with bulls and oxen we think there can be no doubt that, some species of wild ox is intended. The allusion in Ps 92:10 "But thou shalt lift up, as a reeym, my horn," seems to point to the mode in which the Bovidae use their horns, lowering the head and then tossing it up. But it is impossible to determine what particular species of wild ox is signified probably some gigantic urus is intended. (It is probable that it was the gigantic Bos primigeniua, or aurochs, now extinct, but of which Caesar says, "These uri are scarcely less than elephants in size, but in their nature, color and form are bulls. Great is their strength and great their speed; they spare neither man nor beast when once; they have caught sight of them" --Bell. Gall. vi. 20.-ED.)

Answer 4

Some great answers to this great question. Unicorns are a type of goat??? Unicorns don't exist on this planet???? Alien goats, eh?

I thought Noah broke their horns off because he wanted to make a tiny piano and needed some white keys.

Answer 5

No. According to that song by The Irish Rovers, the unicorns were outside the ark, playing silly games. Noah couldn't catch them, so he had to close up the ark because it was already starting to rain. "And that's why you never see a unicorn...to this very day!"

Answer 6

Who would EAT a UNICORN??!! Unicorns are beloved flying horses that all little girls want to ride after they become princesses. And if Noah ate the unicorns they wouldn't exist anymore, which they do. My friend has one, so I know.

Answer 7

No, but apparently someone ate your brain.

I'm sure you think you're cute by mocking the word "unicorn" in scripture and relating it to a mythical animal. And by your logic, that means scripture is false.

But, did it ever occur to you that using a 1611 dictionairy might be a good idea in this case since that is when the bible was translated?

Unicorn in scripture is not a horned horse. It is a rhino. So, you really are showing your ignorance here. Now, go play with your dolls or watch TV, because research and reading is obviously a foreign topic to you.

Answer 8

Unicorn. There was only one. And god was all like WTF mate?! (Because god is obviously australian for some random reason)

So he zapped it's horn off, and was like...Barbie shrimp on the grill mate! Crikey!

And then he proceeded to barbecue up another one with the horn. But because he only had a horn to work with, and the other unicorn now lacked a horn, he simply created horses.

Now the original unicorn was white, the second one was black, (Come on, god likes his BBQ well done!.)

Hence why we have varying degrees of color in horses.

Also, he said that the unicorn is poisonus. Apparently it was gods first try at Meth.

Answer 9

Lateral thinking ummm. I will have to give it a try, but my mind is not so atuned to the world of make believe as yours is. Mores the pity.


Papa Bear the unicorn a form of goat! (shes scratches her head in wonder)

Answer 10

No, as they didn't eat meat until after the time of the flood, but since Unicorns was a variety of Goat, it may have been possible after that.