I used to say "hammered" but I've got bored with that and now I'm trying to popularise "monstered".
Although I have a theory that pretty much any word ending in "ed" will do the trick. How about... Last night I was aubergined, hedgehogged, Picassoed, cannonballed, Cillit-banged, Yorkshired?
2006-09-21 22:58:39 · 45 answers · asked by comradelouise 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
BLOTTO!
or squiffy
"Darling I'm absolutely blotto send the rolls down to the dorchester to pick me up"
2006-09-22 00:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Normal drunkenness: 'Gallaghered'
Violent drunkenness: 'Jay Kay-O'ed'
Drunkenness involving a car and a bad mugshot: 'Melled'
Other interesting substances: 'Dohertied' (in time, this will evolve to just 'Dottied')
PS: Why isn't there an interesting substance called 'Keefer'? It's the least we could do, since he missed out on the kinghthood.
2006-09-22 01:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blitzed
Bladdered
Wrecked
Smashed
A*se-holed
2006-09-21 23:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blazing. Scunnered (Scotland only!) Bladdered. Trollied.
2006-09-21 23:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by Ladyfromdrum 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trashed works for me although I think you might have something with the "ed" theory.
2006-09-21 23:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slaughtered.
2006-09-21 23:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Minced
W*nkered
Trolleyed
Skunked
I could go on, but i agree that pretty much anything ending in 'ed' will work.
2006-09-21 23:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Janbull 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Locked and flutered are classic Irish ones, and scuttered, that sounds horrible tho.
2006-09-22 00:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by strokesfan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i probably say wellied and trashed most but i like tired and emotional best...How do you turn a dog into a fox...eight pints should do the trick haha
2006-09-21 23:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You "ed" theory is quite accurate actually!!
I normally use "wrecked" sometimes "trolleyed", "f*cked" or just "I was a state last night"
2006-09-21 23:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋