well, i think many of you guys may know my sad and pathetic life.
my girlfriend always reminds me if I tried to break our relationship. She would kill me. She will get her 3 football playing brothers after me, and her dad who hunts coyotes.
Im scared. Im really thinking of protecting myself with a handgun. My girlfriend is also way bigger than me. Im 5'4 and shes 6ft at 270. I only weigh 98lbs.
What would you guys do in my situation?
2006-09-21 20:55:09 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The whole handgun thing sounds good to me
2006-09-21 20:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No handguns... somebody might get hurt.... a 270 lb woman will take that gun away from you and bang... you're dead.
If her football playing brothers have nothing better to do that chase you then run... dodge and weave
If you are not a coyote... don't worry... dads don't usually hunt down daughters ex boyfriends unless she's pregnant????
Drop her.... go to the gym and work-out... and next time stay within your weight class.... 270 lbs is too big for you.... there must be some better choices
2006-09-21 21:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by bolla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell were you doing with a 270 pound beast of a girlfriend? You have to leave town immediately. Go into therapy. Visit Manila if you can afford it. Grow a beard. Shave your head. Do not go near weaponry of any kind. Wear a full length camel's hair jacket at all times. Speak with a foreign accent from now on. There, that should do it.
2006-09-21 21:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by VIP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I am a female. But, I can relate babe. Of course, get out now, while you can. It is only going to get worse. You could end up with a fractured finger like I did or vandalized property. No one should ever have to take that kind of abuse. It has nothing to do with weight or height, I did not need a weapon, I got sick of the abuse for 2 years and ended up kicking his *** excuse my french. Put a warrant out, and have gotten rid of him. I don't hear from him or see him, which is fine with me. If you want respect, respect yourself and leave. If you want where r u? I can really treat you how you deserve to be treated. I am 5'3'' and 140. Do you need help? My email is www.takenbsnow@yahoo.com.
2006-09-21 21:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Apryl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She won't be going to kill herself. She is emotionally blackmailing you. you do no longer might desire to stay with a woman merely because you're demanding of what's going to take place to her in case you do no longer. i know you have in all probability heard this earlier, yet frequently people who kill themselves informed no one earlier. frequently in the event that they say they are going to do it, they never do. i do no longer think of you have something to rigidity approximately. How does she keep you from putting out with woman buddies in case you have never met one yet another? she would manage to't see what you're doing 24/7, so grasp out with woman buddies in case you decide on. If she does not experience like she would manage to have faith you, then you somewhat rather should not be along with her besides. you may merely tell her which you're no longer happy and you will't look after it anymore and which you 2 could be buddies if she needs, yet you're no longer going to be her boyfriend. If she threatens suicide, call the law enforcement officers in her city and deliver them to her homestead because of the fact attempting to commit suicide is unlawful.
2016-12-12 12:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha sorry to tell you this bro, this is the most funniest thing i have ever heard! Hahaha no offence... Hmm Wow! Dude I tink you need to get rid of her! She is obviously a physco and a danger to yourself… I know when a person loves a person that much, she wouldn’t want to loose him… but threathening with all that?? I think your gf needs serious help my friend... Hmm try to talk things out with her.. maybe all this while she doesnt realised that she has affect you that much and making your relationship unhealty... maybe all this while she was just saying and didnt mean that way... Try to talk to her abt this.. Maybe she never meant it that way...
2006-09-21 21:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by Faradoves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consider yourself lucky, that you're still alive. (For how long, no one knows, hee hee) And whooow, what kind of girl is that?? Can't believe she's your girlfriend. My advices for you are either:
a) Dump her, there are millions of other girls out there that are waaaay better than her.
b) Act tough!! Even if you're scared of her. Don't EVER show your fear in front of her. Next time when she threatens you, say stuff back at her.
c) Tell her that you don't like the way she's treating you.
d) Make her scared of YOU!
e) Take at least one of the above suggestions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-21 21:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by No-one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i'm no guy but i think ure gf is way to comtrolling. If i were u i would end the relationship before u get hurt, but if u love her then just ignore what she said and go on with love. But if i were in ure shoes i would end the relationship before it's too late. good luck.
2006-09-21 23:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by badgirl 419 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police, place a restraining order on her -- she's not at all a good girlfriend, she's crazy, or at least sounds it to me. You don't need a controlling woman -- SERIOUSLY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE and guns are not answers! Death threats are an offence - GET HER CHARGED! YOU'VE GOT TO DROP THIS ONE!!
2006-09-21 20:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by MICKEY MOUSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the best thing that you can do is to TALK to her about it...do you really love her?if you really do tell her that she shouldn't be worrying about it and she's putting your relationship into her hands...there is a saying that says "the best way to lose love is to hold on too tight and the best way to keep love is to give it its wings..." I am a girl and I also understand her as well as I understand you...so I think that she is only scared that you will leave her and break her heart..all that you need to do is to simply talk to her..that's all I can say and goodluck!
2006-09-21 21:11:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋