it's crazy. i love women so much, i even like the ugly chicks.
the only way i won't get turned on by a chick is if she's like retarded, really old or fat.
so now i'm at this new university, and it's like 60% females...and ****, they all look good.
now dont get me wrong, i dont have no problems getting girls or nothing, but i feel overwhelmed.
i never function well when there are too many choices.
like for example, if i go to a club and it's packed, i already know that i probably will not get a girl, but if i go and there's like a nice crowd but not too many, then i almost always get a girl.
but now at this school, when i walk to class i see shorts, legs, asses, toes and pretty faces everywhere.
i can't handle it. i don't know where to start. and none of these chicks are fat! i wish like 80% of them were fat so that i could pick out the nice ones, but this is just crazy.
what's a guy like me to do. i need help quick.
2006-09-21 20:25:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
You are such a tool...I don't believe you get chicks for one second. In your dreams dork.
2006-09-21 20:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by MonsterMash 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are a sex-addicted misogynist and you have narrow-minded, preset, patriarchal ideals of how women should look, which explains why you are single.
Women were not put on this planet to fullfil YOUR sexual urges so stop feeling entitled to women and their bodies. Until you learn some respect for yourself and half of the population of the world, you deserve NOTHING.
2006-09-21 20:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jett Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell yourself that a whole lot of those girls are lesbians, more are pregnant, some have STDs, a few are psychotic, at least one is planning on becoming a nun and most have better taste than to let you touch them. This means your actual chances are reduced to the small number that you can deal with.
2006-09-21 20:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Kuji 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha!
you're blessed and don't even know it. go for every chick you see. you will be very successful, because the rest of the nerds that go to school there are probably too lame to realize the potential of the opportunities there. a guy like you can probably get laid every night.
just make sure you still pass all your classes though.
2006-09-21 20:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by bonicua 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
U mean u love sex.
If choosing is a problem, how about getting chosen.
Isn't it kinda shallow to make a choice based on looks?
2006-09-21 20:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes dude you need urgent help. But I doubt you will get it here - you need to talk to a professional.
2006-09-21 20:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Bootilicious 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good luck
2006-09-21 20:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by im_my_own_number_1fan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just rememeber it is how we all got here so thank your ancestors for the (problem)? a real man must accept his fate.
2006-09-21 20:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by maton_purple 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sex change, the only real answer for you lol
2006-09-21 20:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-u mistyped it shuld have been sex not love
2-stop lusting
3-try concentrating on studies
4-try yoga
2006-09-21 20:57:04 · answer #10 · answered by soumyaxyz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋