A beautiful young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. When her name was called out in the court foyer, she brushed her hair, checked her make-up, took a deep breath, and walked into the court and took to the witness stand.
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically.
The crown council then approached the woman and said: "Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed acts of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a flag - on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100Km through the centre of Winnipeg, in a blizzard ... and you were totally nude?"
The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said ... "What was the date again?"
2006-09-21 19:42:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I see that Girl Kicker has been suppended by Yahoo.
2006-09-27 11:57:04 · update #1
LOL. What else can be said!!!? LOL.
That's a good one!
2006-09-24 06:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond recently hired to work in an office was sent out to get coffee. eager to do well she grabbed a thermos and headed to the coffee shop. she asked the man behind the counter "will this thermos hold 6 cup's of coffee?" he looked it over and said yes it will. "oh good",she said relieved , I'll have 2 black,2 with cream,and 2 decaf.
2006-09-24 12:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its a joke. Here's one for you...
Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the subject of sex and what they can do to excite their husbands.
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she
gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that
night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.
However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped
slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put
your teeth in .... You look like an ***_hole
2006-09-21 20:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who almost caused a car wreck?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night
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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
girl kicker
2006-09-21 21:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that was very funny. a good way to start my day
^_^ thanks for posting and good thing i browsed for open questions
have a nice day
2006-09-24 14:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny and i find heatherly's joke a lot funnier...
2006-09-21 21:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe......
2006-09-21 21:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny!
2006-09-22 02:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋