Last time we saw this following riddle:
Why do cats fear the tree?
A: Because of the barks :)
And here is today's riddle:
Why type of horse comes out to play after sunset?
Have fun!
2006-09-21 19:34:20 · 7 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
--a knight (like on a chess board) (knight-night)
--a nightmare
2006-09-21 19:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nightmare.
Here's one for you...
Two old women talking over coffee happened upon the subject of sex and what they can do to excite their husbands.
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she
gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that
night when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit
arthritic. However, she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.
However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped
slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put
your teeth in .... You look like an asshole
2006-09-22 03:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a nightmare
2006-09-22 02:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nightmare.....
2006-09-22 04:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a knightmare
2006-09-22 12:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother...ooops â¥
2006-09-22 08:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its just knight
good knight to you. ^_^
2006-09-22 21:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋