A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.
They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right.
He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered.
The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window? They're choking my ducks!"
2006-09-21 19:31:10 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my is this the first time people noticed you don't ask questions but tell fr*cking funny jokes? If you get reported because it seems to be a trend recently just ask at the end of every joke how they like it? or some such nonsense.
2006-09-22 15:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a question
you only ask Question you dont ask and answer
next time only ask th Q ok???? :-)
but i have to agree that its a good joke
2006-09-22 02:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Call me crazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank's for the laugh!
2006-09-22 09:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is in no way a question!!!
2006-09-22 02:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by marimiata 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
2006-09-24 13:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever! thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-22 02:34:10 · answer #6 · answered by traceylolanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.....
2006-09-22 04:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋